So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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