he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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