Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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