sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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