brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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