You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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