I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
now i know why i became what i already was.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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