I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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