He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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