She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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