he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
