He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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