My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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