Christians are straight up FREAKS
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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