She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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