The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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