is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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