i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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