Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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