in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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