sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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