babies were throwing up all over the place
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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