Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize