Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The adults are the big ones right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
