Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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