Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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