Got a toothbrush?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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