You made me cry and you don't even care
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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