Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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