Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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