u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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