We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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