It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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