Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
