i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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