he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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