do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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