Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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