Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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