i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
