It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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