Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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