yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Well I just put wine in my tea
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I die, sorry about rent.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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