No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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