so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Alive.
So much puke
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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