But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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