she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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