just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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