Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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