I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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