this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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