I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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