I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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