I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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